Channel Surfing

Every Sunday, he would lay around the house watching football on TV. When I would complain about his lack of help around the house, he would point the remote at me and click it, saying that it must not work, because I was still there riding him. Things were going to change today! After his usual antics, I took the remote from him and told him that I bet I could get it to work!

So as he sat there with a smirk on his face, I showed him why some people refer to it as a 'zapper!'. "Now that's my favorite channel!", I smirked.  Now get up off your lazy ass, and do the work you are so appropriately dressed for, because this is the channel we will be watching every weekend for now on!