The weird old lady and her box of crap

The landlord was actually grateful that the weird old lady had just up and disappeared. He was pretty sure she had seen him, on more than one occasion, slipping to his car while dressed in his female role. Every time he had to deal with her, she always had that wicked little smile that let him know that she knew his little secret.


She sure was a pack rat! There were just boxes and boxes of everyday junk left behind. Then he came upon a large, heavy, box which was thoroughly sealed up. It had a label on it which read; 'WARNING contents are intended to  fulfill a passing daydream of the everyday housewife, and are intended to last a lifetime. Be careful what you wish for" So he got a razor knife and opened the box. As he did, the box exploded into sparkly dust and vanished. He noticed a  slip of paper floating to the floor and picked it up. It was a lottery ticket, dated 3 days ago. Well it couldn't be possible! She had been gone for over a month while he was filing all the legal paperwork to take possession of the house. He went to his computer, and discovered that it was a single winning ticket worth a cool 24 million dollars! That sure made up for the rent she stiffed him on! 


 Most people would have been  busy celebrating their new found riches, but he was intrigued and curious, and wondered what else might await him. He certainly wasn't a housewife, and couldn't understand why there was a warning. Was it the old 'money can't buy happiness' cliche? But it sure was right on target about 'lasting a lifetime'.


So after countless myriads more of boxes of junk, he came across a very small, light box with a similar notice. 'WARNING contents are intended to fulfill a passing daydream of the most swishy, sissy, and prissy of girls, and are intended to last a lifetime. Be careful what you wish for" So he got the razor knife and opened the box. As he did, the box exploded into sparkly dust and vanished.