Thursday, May 5, 2011

But is it Organic?

I just read an article in the local paper, concerning the top restaurants in the area, and I have to tell you something! Some of these menus sounded as if they'd be more suited to a cauldron than served on a plate.

I guess being a simple palatted person of Pennsylvania Dutch heritage and tastes is a big money saver! Don't even know if I'll be able to choke down my chicken pot poi, after going through that list of incredibly gross sounding cuisine. I want to eat it, and not be entertained by my food. The only time I would want a quail egg with my steak, would be two of them, over easy, on the side with some hash browns and toast for breakfast.

But don't get me wrong, that's just me, and I have no issues with the sophisticated palate. That guy on TV said that the rat on a stick from some street vendor in Cambodia was to die for! Just saying, 'Better you than me'. I used to fish off of a pier in Long Branch, NJ, using squid as bait. Why on earth would I want to eat something that I've been using as enticement to land a better dinner? If you don't grab yourself a trout, you certainly don't go home and sautee that little jar of salmon eggs and serve them up in an exquisite 'comcecomplae' sauce. It's BAIT!  One of my favorite things concerning life in America,... we have plenty of REAL food.

Copyright 2011 Karen Trexler/Kaytrex Ent

Sunday, May 1, 2011

We had been playing 'dress-up' for some time, and he had told me that he would like to actually go out some time. I told him that if he let me dress him up to the 9's that I would take him out for dinner for his birthday. Little did he know that all his friends and family would be at the restaraunt for his bitrthday party! SURPRISE!
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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Ding Dong!

Who the hell did he think he was???!!! We were at a party, and my sister, who sells Avon, was hot on the trail of a sale, when out of nowhere, my husband comes out and claims that the stuff is crap! When I asked him what experience his opinion was based on, he didn't have an answer. I just glared at him the rest of the night. I made arrangements with my sister, and when we got home, I informed him that the next time we were at a party, I would make the conversation topic how he liked to dress up in my clothes, if he didn't do exactly as my sister and I told him to do the next day.

He hadn't worn makeup before, but we decided that he had no right to dis a product that he had never tried. We made sure he got a REAL good sampling. Pretty hard to call the stuff crap when it made him look as good as he did! In fact, we thought it worked so well for him, that he should be out there singing the praises on a full-time basis! Ding Dong... There's a new Avon lady in town, and she's her own best customer!

Copyright 2011 - Kaytrex Ent

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Looks Like the Pump is on the Other Foot! (Part 1 of 2)

It wasn't just that my husband had been totally sexist when he bitched out our Receptionist for the somewhat plain clothes she wore to work, but he also did it in a manner which was downright sexually harassing. She came to me in tears, and informed me that she could not work under those conditions, and that she was considering legal action besides. We  had only started the business a few months ago, and a lawsuit at this point, would have forced us out before we even good things going.

I begged and pleaded with her, and informed her that I would do whatever she wanted if she could get past this. She explained that as long as he was her boss, she didn't think he was capable of controlling his overbearing attitude. when I explained to her that we weren't in a position to hire any new employees, and since he and I were the only ones that were actually handling managerial duties, that I really couldn't promote her to a position where she wouldn't be under his authority.

But she had a solution for that, which certainly equated to letting the punishment fit the crime! She had been with us since the start, and knew, and had performed every duty that was involved with our operation, and explained why there was no reason why she wouldn't be able to perform HIS duties and thereby not be an underling to him. I responded that if I put her in that situation, that
there would be nothing for my husband to do, and that we would still need a 'girl at the desk'.

She then stated that since he wanted her to 'pretty her sexy ass up a bit, so that those in the waiting area would have some suitably feminine looking 'eye candy' to admire  while they were waiting,'  that  it would just be an ideal situation, if he were put in that role, so everyone could get a good idea as to what his idea of those standards should be. She further suggested that it would be best if we came up with an appropriate outfit, and mandated it as a uniform, so that we would never have this type of confrontation in the future.

So sorry, Curt! Until such time as we expand to the point where we can afford to replace you, and put you in a position where our female employees will not have to suffer your insensitivity, it looks like you'll be going by the name of Karen for now on!

Looks Like the Pump is on the Other Foot! (part 2 of 2)

Part 2 of 2
It had been several weeks, and Karen had actually adjusted pretty well to her new uniform, and her position as our new Recptionist. She was wearing a gaff, to hide her male parts, on a regular basis, but I confronted her one day, and found out that she wasn't wearing all the different pairs of pretty panties I had purchased for her, in all different combinations of yellow and white, so they would match her uniform nicely. This was unacepptable!

So I just informed her, that since her skirt was so short, that she was not able to tuck it under her butt when she sat, that we were switching her chair in the office, to one with a clear plastic seat, so we could keep our eyes on things! I can't wait until she finds out that we are also mounting a video camera underneath, which we can turn on whenever we please, and which just also happens to be hooked up to all the monitors in the waiting area!

Saturday, October 9, 2010

A Bit Overboard!

  Carl loved to play dress-up more than any other guy I had ever feminized! What he didn't know, was that each time we would play, I was adding another long term hypnotic suggestion that would take him deeper and deeper into his own femininity! And the best part about the whole process, is that the more they really want your guidance, the less resistant they are, and the further you can take them!

After each of our 'sessions' he would revert to his normal male self, and not even realize that for each progressive session, he would want to go further than the last time. A little more make-up this time, more jewelry and accessories the next, a shorter skirt, higher heels, and so on and so forth. The one suggestion that would remain with him all the time, was the desire to grow his own hair, which I used as the timer for the bomb I was about to spring on him! He didn't even seem to notice that as his hair was getting longer, that his heels were getting higher, and his hemlines were getting shorter!

And today is that magical day! I had styled his hair before, but even he couldn't believe how easily he had accepted when I told him I wanted to color his shoulder-length hair. All I have to do now, is say the phrase, and the trigger will be pulled. Then Carl will become Karen, with an absolutely insatiable desire to be PERMANENTLY dressed in the most feminine attire, with short skirts and high heels, and wouldn't even dream of being seen in pants, or without full make-up, neatly styled hair, and polished nails!

And just to top everything off, I've decided to include a naughty little pass time for us to enjoy together! Just watch her reaction to this! 'My dear Karen... You look  soooo sweet and adorable in that outfit, that I bet that you would just love  to go out shopping for the perfect panties to go with it.' And with that, her fate is sealed!

OMG this one is really over the top, and far exceeds my expectations, and even my wildest hopes and dreams! 'Oh Karen,  we are going to have soooo much fun together for a long time to come!'